Messy Mondays is Blimey Cow's longest consistently running show, with over 250 episodes and counting. A new episode releases every Monday, and has released nearly every Monday since August 29, 2011.
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There have been a few Mondays since 2011 when Blimey Cow released a video that wasn't part of Messy Mondays.
- December 22, 2014 (The Christmas Feeling was released),
- May 29, 2017 (Jordan and Sara's Wedding was released)
- August 13, 2018 (We never dreamed it would get this big... (Blimey Con 2018) was released instead).
- September 3, 2018 (Why We Never Deleted Our Old Videos) was released instead)
Episodes Edit
- New School Year
- Who Would Jesus Date?
- Lions and Zombies and Girls, Oh My!
- Facebook Changes Things!
- Stupid Cheater People
- Things I Wish I Could Forget
- What They Don't Teach You in College
- IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME
- Why I Hate Going to the Movies
- The Three Types of Churches
- The Truth About Youth Group
- The One About Missions Trips
- Ten Ways to Get Girls to Like You
- Stupid Stuff People Do on the Internet
- Did You Get Everything You Wanted?
- "Like" vs. "Love"
- Proof That Jesus Loves Tim Tebow!
- Seven Lies About Homeschoolers
- Ten Ways to Get the Right Guy to Like You
- My Smart Phone Made Me Stupid
- Why "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace 3D" Is a Bad Idea (Bonus Wednesday Episode)
- "Want" vs. "Need"
- I Love/Hate Valentine's Day (Bonus Thursday Episode)
- The One about Sex
- The TV Tells Me How to Vote
- How to Be "More Than Friends" (In Four Easy Steps)
- How to Be "Just Friends" (In Five Easy Steps)
- The Problem with Christian Bands
- You Are Not an Activist
- Books vs. Movies
- You Might Be a Homeschooler If...
- Seven Tips for Successful Dating
- "Making Time" for God
- Oh No, I'm Single! I'm Going to Die!
- Stupid Drivers
- The Top Ten Internet Clich茅s
- My Spiritual High Is Higher than Yours
- #YOLO? Well, #YODO too, buddy.
- Why I Hate Going to the Doctor
- The Opposite of Love
- Ten Ways to Get Ready for Church Camp
- Dating Jesus
- REPOST IF YOU LOVE JESUS
- Seven Things that Won't Be Cool in 20 Years
- Never Think Outside the Box
- Christians Never Mess Up, Ever.
- You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 2
- Stupid Internet Debates
- Seven Problems with Modern Music
- Death to Bored!
- Playing the God Card
- Five Reasons College Might Be a Waste of Your Time
- Thank You. (Special 1-Year Anniversary Episode)
- Laughing at a Hilarious Joke (You)
- Mindless Consumers
- Five Ways to Support Your Local Chivalry
- What Life Was Like Before the Internet
- Everyone Else Is as Stupid as You
- 25 Things You Say When You Don't Know What to Say
- The One About "Bad Words"
- 20 Words That Are Misused & Abused
- Dear Disney, Please Don't Ruin Star Wars. (Bonus Wednesday Episode)
- I Pledge Blind Allegiance
- How to Make the Perfect Christmas List
- WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
- Jordan's Declassified Finals Survival Guide
- Spelling Tips for the Internet
- How Do You Know If You're in Love?
- I Want 100% Likability, Please.
- Four People I Feel Sorry for During Christmas
- MORE Spelling Tips for the Internet
- 15 Ways Movies Think You Are Stupid
- I'm Doing It Wrong.
- You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 3
- 35 Activities that Don't Involve Staring at a Screen
- How to Write a Worship Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)
- Attack of the "Friend Zone"
- PDA - Public Displays for Attention
- Ten Tips for a Happy Marriage
- This is MY Show.
- The TV Tells Me How to Feel
- How Physical is Too Physical?
- The Top 15 Christian Clich茅s
- I'm Offended by "Being Offended"
- Ten Ways Your Relationship Is Annoying Your Friends
- Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Girl
- Seven Reasons I'm Afraid to Go Outside
- Why I Hate Going to Graduations
- Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Guy
- The Homeschooler's Guide to College
- How to Tell Someone You Are NOT Interested
- I Like You In Real Life (But Not on the Internet)
- Seven Lies You Believe About Yourself
- What Jesus Should Have Said, Instead.
- Why I Hate Being the Third Wheel
- Seven Things Everybody Needs to Be Told
- The Pursuit of Happiness (Is a Lie)
- Five Reasons I Don't Care About Poor People
- Five Reasons I Hate Blimey Cow (Special 100th Episode)
- Seven Ways to Make a Girl's Day
- Seven Ways to Make a Guy's Day
- Ten Things I Love More than God
- Five Tips for Starting a Youtube Channel (Special 2-Year Anniversary Episode)
- Ten Stupid Things People Actually Do
- How to Be a Gentleman
- An Open Letter to Bullies
- (Tough) Love Your Enemies
- All I Want Out of Life Is More
- Seven Ways to Turn Your Day Around
- Five Problems with Modern Video Games
- How to Talk Like a Christian
- Five Ways I Waste My Life
- Let's Talk About Youtube Comments.
- Making Mistakes Makes You An Idiot
- If I Don't Post about It Online, Did It Really Happen?
- Why I Hate Watching the News
- Seven More Lies About Homeschoolers
- When Should You Start Dating?
- Five Things I Really Need to Stop Doing
- I Don't Want Anything for Christmas
- I'm a Failure Because I'm Afraid of Failing Because I'm a Failure Because I'm Afraid of Failing...
- The One About Big Head Kid
- I Don't Deserve to Be Happy.
- Ten Annoying Things Parents Do on Facebook
- Why I Hate Going to the Dentist
- Love the Sin, Hate the Sinner
- Seven Ways to Beat Writer's Block
- Seven Lies That Hollywood Told Me
- Five Great Reasons to Be Single
- Why Do I Care What People Think about Me?
- Five Truths Everyone Needs to Hear
- Ten Things I Hate about Link Bait (You Won't Believe #3!)
- Eight Awkward Situations (and How to Deal with Them)
- Ten Questions You Should Ask Yourself Before Posting Something Online
- I Hate Judgmental People.
- How Not to Be a Terrible Person When You Go Out to Eat
- Why Do We Have Knee-Jerk Reactions?
- How to Tell If a Guy Likes You
- How to Tell If a Girl Likes You
- Four Myths that Students Believe about College
- Seven Reasons Why Being a Teenager Is the Worst
- In (Everything But) God We Trust
- Five Questions to Ask Yourself Every Day
- Seven Annoying Things Your Friends Do
- Five Things Guys Need to Stop Doing to Girls
- The Violent Reaction to Violence
- Seven Things Being a YouTuber Has Taught Me (Special 150th Episode)
- Don't Think for Yourself, Ever.
- You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 4
- Everyone Is Entitled to My Opinion
- The Ten Most Awkward Hugs
- The Top 15 Youth Group Clich茅s
- How to Get a Girlfriend
- How to Get a Boyfriend
- Six Awkward Situations for Shy People
- The World Is Messed Up (And I'm Freaking Out)
- Seven Things That Happen When Something Goes Viral (Special 3-Year Anniversary Episode)
- Why I Hate Hashtag Activism
- The Ten Commandments of Social Media
- Four Reasons Worry Is My Best Friend
- Six Things Hollywood Gets Wrong about Real Life
- You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 5
- The Fandom Menace (Or: Why I Hate Fandoms)
- How to Not Creep Out Girls
- Why I'll Never Be Happy
- Four Relationship Clich茅s (That Are Just Wrong)
- Putting the Word "Christian" in Front of Something Doesn't Make It Christian
- Ten Kids You Meet at Every Youth Group
- Why I (Kind of) Hate Black Friday
- How to Be Thankful (In Just One Easy Step)
- Five Ways to Shut Down a Healthy Debate
- How to Be God's Favorite
- Facebook Video vs YouTube: Which Is Better?
- Five Things Girls Should Stop Doing to Guys
- Fifteen Stupid Reasons to Break Up
- Seven Signs that You Should Probably Break Up
- The Five Stages of Hating Your Job
- Five Problems with the Video Game Industry
- Why You Should Never Try New Things
- Four Things Introverts Think (But Never Say)
- Three Things We're All Sick of Hearing About (February 2015)
- Five Tips for Healthy Dating
- I Don't Want to Be Famous
- How to Talk on the Phone (Without Sounding Like an Idiot)
- Seven Things I Wish I Knew When I Was a Teenager
- How to Fix All of Your Problems, Guaranteed!
- Should Guys Open Doors for Girls?
- The 24 Hour Internet Outrage Cycle
- Seven Annoying Phrases That Have NO Meaning
- Stop Saying "There Should Be a Law"
- 25 Signs You Listened to Christian Music Growing Up
- Why I Like Twitter Better than Facebook
- The Shy Person's Guide to Talking to New People
- How to Compliment Girls without Sounding Creepy
- How to Compliment a Guy without Sounding Flirty聽(Bonus Wednesday Episode)
- How to Get Millennials Back in Church
- The Ten Types of Homeschoolers
- The Truth about Church Camp
- How to Tell People about Jesus
- How to Make Something Go Viral (Special 200th Episode)
- Seven Things You Might Not Know about Blimey Cow
- I Don't Want to Love My Neighbor
- Five Awkward Things in the Bible
- Why Do Christians Freak Out About Everything?
- Ten Questions Retail Workers Get Tired of Hearing
- How to Tell If a YouTuber is SELLING OUT!
- Should People Label Themselves?
- The World Doesn't Exist to Not Offend You
- How to Get Out of a Boring Conversation
- Don't Bring God into This!
- How to Get Out of the Friend Zone
- What Is the WORST Bad Word?
- Awkward Christian Phrases
- Why I Hate Going to the Eye Doctor
- If You Want to Support a Cause, Actually DO Something.
- The Pros and Cons of Fall
- How to Get Your Youth Group Crush to Like You
- The Ten Most Passive Aggressive Phrases
- Ten Ways to Be a Terrible Boyfriend
- Seven Annoying People You See at the Movies
- What Jesus Was Like as a Teenager
- Happy Guiltsgiving: Feel Guilty for Your Blessings!
- Let's Take the "Christ" Out of "Christian!"
- Seven Annoying Questions Homeschoolers Get Asked
- When People Ask Why You're Single (Bonus Wednesday Episode)
- Saying "Happy Holidays" Is a Micro-Persecution
- We Were Wrong about Christmas (An Apology from Blimey Cow)
- Don't Forget to Enjoy Your Life
- I'll Just Leave This Here... (& Other Dumb Things People Say Online)
- Let Me Tell You How to Think (for Yourself)
- Six Signs You Need New Friends
- Seven Ways to Show Girls Respect
- The Top Ten Movie Clich茅s
- Five Words that Describe People Who Disagree with Me
- The Top 30 Christian Pick-Up Lines
- Christian Dating Secrets REVEALED!
- Why Our Phones Disconnect Us
- How to Avoid Politics on Facebook
- How to Get Right with God
- You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 6
- Our Lord and Savior, The President
- How to Become Friends with a Girl
- I'm Proud to Pay My Taxes!
- Never Question Your Beliefs!
- Five Things to Avoid During Finals
- The Top 30 Signs You Were a Christian Kid
- Hey Adults, Who Raised All These Entitled Millennials?
- How to Become Friends with a Guy
- The Ten Types of Youth Pastors
- An Apology to Our Audience (Special 250th Episode)
- Annoying Questions Graduates Get Asked
- How to Decide Who to Vote For
- The Homeschooler's Guide to Dating
- Horrible Ways to Tell People about Jesus
- Why You Can't Have Free Things
- How to Be a REAL Man!
- Comments You See in EVERY YouTube Comment Section
- Our Brains Weren't Designed for This Much Bad News
- The Problem with Celebrity Worship
- The Twelve Types of Homeschool Moms
- SOCIAL MEDIA ROAST 2016
- Why We Can't Talk About Religion & Politics
- How to Get Popular on YouTube (Special 5-Year Anniversary Episode)
- Five Things Introverts Are Secretly Paranoid About
- Why Your Crush Doesn't Like You
- How to Look Like a PERFECT Christian!
- You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 7 (Bonus Thursday Episode)
- I'm Triggered by People Disagreeing with Me
- The Most Annoying Thing People Do on Social Media
- WHY YOU ABSOLUTELY 100% MUST VOTE (SERIOUSLY)
- Seven Things You Should NOT Do at Youth Group
- How to Get to Know Your Crush (Without Being Awkward)
- 25 More Christian Pick-Up Lines
- I've Never Been More Scared in My Life...
- I'm Not a Nice Person...
- Seven Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Girlfriend
- Seven Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Boyfriend (Bonus Thursday Episode)
- You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 8
- Five Terrible Ways to Break Up
- How to Deal with Annoying Family During the Holidays
- I Hate You, 2016.
- Extroverts Are People, Too.
- I Need a Change...
- When Your First Date Goes Horribly Wrong
- I Don't Know What to Believe Anymore...
- HAHA SHARE IF YOU AGREE!
- How to Survive a Breakup
- Five Easy Ways to Make Someone's Day
- It's Okay to Be Single
- The Media Are Liars (In Defense of PewDiePie)
- Three Things You Can Do TODAY to Stop Laziness
- How to Propose to Your Girlfriend
- HOW TO DEAL WITH YOUR ANNOYING PARENTS
- When Good Christian Kids Go BAD!
- Homeschool vs. "Regular School"
- I'm Suddenly Terrified of Government Power!
- Is YouTube Censoring Us?
- The One that Offends Social Justice Warriors AND Christians
- Why Social Media Is So Depressing Right Now
- Why we make this show. (Special 300th Episode)
- You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 9
- Five Confusing Things Girls Do (EXPLAINED)
- JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS
- When Two of Your Friends Start Dating
- Five Confusing Things Guys Do (EXPLAINED)
- The Introvert's Guide to Dating
- How to Not Scare Away Your Crush (on Social Media)
- Three Questions to Ask Yourself Before You Die
- What We Learned from the Roller Coaster Incident
- Why Your Future Kids Will Not Respect You
- Seven Annoying Questions Homeschool Moms Get Asked
- People Who Say "Why Can't We All Just Get Along?" Are Annoying
- The Secret to a Happy Life
- "In Like" vs. "In Love"
- No, you are not "adulting."
- The Sad Truth about School
- Please watch this video. (Special 6-Year Anniversary Episode)
- Seven Types of TERRIBLE BOSSES (Bonus Friday Episode)
- The Story of the Christian Girl
- Why is "Right vs. Wrong" so confusing sometimes?
- All My Friends Are Getting Married... Except Me
- How to Get a Job (100% Guaranteed)
- In Defense of "Thoughts & Prayers"
- MAKE AMERICA GRATEFUL AGAIN
- When Homeschoolers Grow Up
- You Are What You Hate
- How to Write a Country Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)
- Only watch if you are a true fan.
- Politics Killed the Holidays
- Christmas Romance: Four Things You Should NOT Do
- The Top 5 Christian Clich茅s (CHRISTMAS EDITION)
- Why We Don't Swear in Our Videos
- How to Talk to People You Disagree With
- SPOILER WARNING: Don't Be "That Guy"
- Why You Fail at Your Goals
- The bravest video we have ever made.
- Seven Awkward Situations for Introverts
- The Problem with "Internet Friends"
- How to Respect Women (in 2018)
- How to Be Great at Small Talk
- Watch this if you want tomorrow to be better.
- You can't stop bad things from happening.
- Stop Asking Other People to Fix Your Problems
- The Truth vs. "My Truth"
- ONLY Homeschoolers Will Understand These Words & Phrases
- Five Ways to Make Yourself More Attractive
- Things People Say to Sound Smart (When They Aren't)
- The Top 8 Reasons Facebook Is Terrible
- Dating Is Awkward When You Are Homeschooled
- Seven Ways Hollywood Is Painfully Out of Touch
- Liberal Christianity vs. Conservative Christianity
- How to Be the EDGIEST Kid You Know
- I'm afraid you will be disappointed in me.
- How to Tell If the Girl You Like Doesn't Like You Back
- What Would Jesus Do (in 2018)?!
- "Why not just guarantee everyone a job?"
- Your unpopular opinion doesn't make you special 馃檭
- You Might NOT Be a Homeschooler If...
- The Ten Most Annoying People on Twitter
- Seven ANNOYING Things YouTubers Do in Their Videos
- The ANGRIEST video we have ever made.
- ONLY Sheltered Kids Will Understand...
- How to Get an Introvert to Fall in Love with You
- Seven "Friends" You Should Break Up With
- Didn't we already know Hollywood was terrible?
- Six Things that Are NOT as Edgy as You Think
- Five People Who Should Be BANNED from the Internet
- How SHELTERED Were You?! (Take Our Quiz!)
- How to Respond to Homeschool HATERS
- Making friends is hard when you're an adult
- Things Former Homeschoolers Say
