Messy Mondays

Messy Mondays is Blimey Cow's longest consistently running show, with over 250 episodes and counting. A new episode releases every Monday, and has released every Monday since August 29, 2011 with the exception of December 22, 2014 (when The Christmas Feeling was released) and May 29, 2017 (when Jordan and Sara's Wedding was released). Also, the August 8, 2017 episode, which was about delayed gratification, was released a day late on a Tuesday.

Episodes Edit

1. New School Year
2. Who Would Jesus Date?
3. Lions and Zombies and Girls, Oh My!
4. Facebook Changes Things!
5. Stupid Cheater People
6. Things I Wish I Could Forget
7. What They Don't Teach You in College
8. IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME
9. Why I Hate Going to the Movies
10. The Three Types of Churches
11. The Truth About Youth Group
12. The One About Missions Trips
13. Ten Ways to Get Girls to Like You
14. Stupid Stuff People Do on the Internet
15. Did You Get Everything You Wanted?
16. "Like" vs. "Love"
17. Proof That Jesus Loves Tim Tebow!
18. Seven Lies About Homeschoolers
19. Ten Ways to Get the Right Guy to Like You
20. My Smart Phone Made Me Stupid
21. Why "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace 3D" Is a Bad Idea (Bonus Wednesday Episode)
22. "Want" vs. "Need"
23. I Love/Hate Valentine's Day (Bonus Thursday Episode)
24. The One about Sex
25. The TV Tells Me How to Vote
26. How to Be "More Than Friends" (In Four Easy Steps)
27. How to Be "Just Friends" (In Five Easy Steps)
28. The Problem with Christian Bands
29. You Are Not an Activist
30. Books vs. Movies
31. You Might Be a Homeschooler If...
32. Seven Tips for Successful Dating
33. "Making Time" for God
34. Oh No, I'm Single! I'm Going to Die!
35. Stupid Drivers
36. The Top Ten Internet Clichés
37. My Spiritual High Is Higher than Yours
38. #YOLO? Well, #YODO too, buddy.
39. Why I Hate Going to the Doctor
40. The Opposite of Love
41. Ten Ways to Get Ready for Church Camp
42. Dating Jesus
43. REPOST IF YOU LOVE JESUS
44. Seven Things that Won't Be Cool in 20 Years
45. Never Think Outside the Box
46. Christians Never Mess Up, Ever.
47. You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 2
48. Stupid Internet Debates
49. Seven Problems with Modern Music
50. Death to Bored!
51. Playing the God Card
52. Five Reasons College Might Be a Waste of Your Time
53. Thank You. (Special 1-Year Anniversary Episode)
54. Laughing at a Hilarious Joke (You)
55. Mindless Consumers
56. Five Ways to Support Your Local Chivalry
57. What Life Was Like Before the Internet
58. Everyone Else Is as Stupid as You
59. 25 Things You Say When You Don't Know What to Say
60. The One About "Bad Words"
61. 20 Words That Are Misused & Abused
62. Dear Disney, Please Don't Ruin Star Wars. (Bonus Wednesday Episode)
63. I Pledge Blind Allegiance
64. How to Make the Perfect Christmas List
65. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
66. Jordan's Declassified Finals Survival Guide
67. Spelling Tips for the Internet
68. How Do You Know If You're in Love?
69. I Want 100% Likability, Please.
70. Four People I Feel Sorry for During Christmas
71. MORE Spelling Tips for the Internet
72. 15 Ways Movies Think You Are Stupid
73. I'm Doing It Wrong.
74. You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 3
75. 35 Activities that Don't Involve Staring at a Screen
76. How to Write a Worship Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)
77. Attack of the "Friend Zone"
78. PDA - Public Displays for Attention
79. Ten Tips for a Happy Marriage
80. This is MY Show.
81. The TV Tells Me How to Feel
82. How Physical is Too Physical?
83. The Top 15 Christian Clichés
84. I'm Offended by "Being Offended"
85. Ten Ways Your Relationship Is Annoying Your Friends
86. Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Girl
87. Seven Reasons I'm Afraid to Go Outside
88. Why I Hate Going to Graduations
89. Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Guy
90. The Homeschooler's Guide to College
91. How to Tell Someone You Are NOT Interested
92. I Like You In Real Life (But Not on the Internet)
93. Seven Lies You Believe About Yourself
94. What Jesus Should Have Said, Instead.
95. Why I Hate Being the Third Wheel
96. Seven Things Everybody Needs to Be Told
97. The Pursuit of Happiness (Is a Lie)
98. Five Reasons I Don't Care About Poor People
99. Five Reasons I Hate Blimey Cow (Special 100th Episode)
100. Seven Ways to Make a Girl's Day
101. Seven Ways to Make a Guy's Day
102. Ten Things I Love More than God
103. Five Tips for Starting a Youtube Channel (Special 2-Year Anniversary Episode)
104. Ten Stupid Things People Actually Do
105. How to Be a Gentleman
106. An Open Letter to Bullies
107. (Tough) Love Your Enemies
108. All I Want Out of Life Is More
109. Seven Ways to Turn Your Day Around
110. Five Problems with Modern Video Games
111. How to Talk Like a Christian
112. Five Ways I Waste My Life
113. Let's Talk About Youtube Comments.
114. Making Mistakes Makes You An Idiot
115. If I Don't Post about It Online, Did It Really Happen?
116. Why I Hate Watching the News
117. Seven More Lies About Homeschoolers
118. When Should You Start Dating?
119. Five Things I Really Need to Stop Doing
120. I Don't Want Anything for Christmas
121. I'm a Failure Because I'm Afraid of Failing Because I'm a Failure Because I'm Afraid of Failing...
122. The One About Big Head Kid
123. I Don't Deserve to Be Happy.
124. Ten Annoying Things Parents Do on Facebook
125. Why I Hate Going to the Dentist
126. Love the Sin, Hate the Sinner
127. Seven Ways to Beat Writer's Block
128. Seven Lies That Hollywood Told Me
129. Five Great Reasons to Be Single
130. Why Do I Care What People Think about Me?
131. Five Truths Everyone Needs to Hear
132. Ten Things I Hate about Link Bait (You Won't Believe #3!)
133. Eight Awkward Situations (and How to Deal with Them)
134. Ten Questions You Should Ask Yourself Before Posting Something Online
135. I Hate Judgmental People.
136. How Not to Be a Terrible Person When You Go Out to Eat
137. Why Do We Have Knee-Jerk Reactions?
138. How to Tell If a Guy Likes You
139. How to Tell If a Girl Likes You
140. Four Myths that Students Believe about College
141. Seven Reasons Why Being a Teenager Is the Worst
142. In (Everything But) God We Trust
143. Five Questions to Ask Yourself Every Day
144. Seven Annoying Things Your Friends Do
145. Five Things Guys Need to Stop Doing to Girls
146. The Violent Reaction to Violence
147. Seven Things Being a YouTuber Has Taught Me (Special 150th Episode)
148. Don't Think for Yourself, Ever.
149. You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 4
150. Everyone Is Entitled to My Opinion
151. The Ten Most Awkward Hugs
152. The Top 15 Youth Group Clichés
153. How to Get a Girlfriend
154. How to Get a Boyfriend
155. Six Awkward Situations for Shy People
156. The World Is Messed Up (And I'm Freaking Out)
157. Seven Things That Happen When Something Goes Viral (Special 3-Year Anniversary Episode)
158. Why I Hate Hashtag Activism
159. The Ten Commandments of Social Media
160. Four Reasons Worry Is My Best Friend
161. Six Things Hollywood Gets Wrong about Real Life
162. You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 5
163. The Fandom Menace (Or: Why I Hate Fandoms)
164. How to Not Creep Out Girls
165. Why I'll Never Be Happy
166. Four Relationship Clichés (That Are Just Wrong)
167. Putting the Word "Christian" in Front of Something Doesn't Make It Christian
168. Ten Kids You Meet at Every Youth Group
169. Why I (Kind of) Hate Black Friday
170. How to Be Thankful (In Just One Easy Step)
171. Five Ways to Shut Down a Healthy Debate
172. How to Be God's Favorite
173. Facebook Video vs YouTube: Which Is Better?
174. Five Things Girls Should Stop Doing to Guys
175. Fifteen Stupid Reasons to Break Up
176. Seven Signs that You Should Probably Break Up
177. The Five Stages of Hating Your Job
178. Five Problems with the Video Game Industry
179. Why You Should Never Try New Things
180. Four Things Introverts Think (But Never Say)
181. Three Things We're All Sick of Hearing About (February 2015)
182. Five Tips for Healthy Dating
183. I Don't Want to Be Famous
184. How to Talk on the Phone (Without Sounding Like an Idiot)
185. Seven Things I Wish I Knew When I Was a Teenager
186. How to Fix All of Your Problems, Guaranteed!
187. Should Guys Open Doors for Girls?
188. The 24 Hour Internet Outrage Cycle
189. Seven Annoying Phrases That Have NO Meaning
190. Stop Saying "There Should Be a Law"
191. 25 Signs You Listened to Christian Music Growing Up
192. Why I Like Twitter Better than Facebook
193. The Shy Person's Guide to Talking to New People
194. How to Compliment Girls without Sounding Creepy
195. How to Compliment a Guy without Sounding Flirty (Bonus Wednesday Episode)
196. How to Get Millennials Back in Church
197. The Ten Types of Homeschoolers
198. The Truth about Church Camp
199. How to Tell People about Jesus
200. How to Make Something Go Viral (Special 200th Episode)
201. Seven Things You Might Not Know about Blimey Cow
202. I Don't Want to Love My Neighbor
203. Five Awkward Things in the Bible
204. Why Do Christians Freak Out About Everything?
205. Ten Questions Retail Workers Get Tired of Hearing
206. How to Tell If a YouTuber is SELLING OUT!
207. Should People Label Themselves?
208. The World Doesn't Exist to Not Offend You
209. How to Get Out of a Boring Conversation
210. Don't Bring God into This!
211. How to Get Out of the Friend Zone
212. What Is the WORST Bad Word?
213. Awkward Christian Phrases
214. Why I Hate Going to the Eye Doctor
215. If You Want to Support a Cause, Actually DO Something.
216. The Pros and Cons of Fall
217. How to Get Your Youth Group Crush to Like You
218. The Ten Most Passive Aggressive Phrases
219. Ten Ways to Be a Terrible Boyfriend
220. Seven Annoying People You See at the Movies
221. What Jesus Was Like as a Teenager
222. Happy Guiltsgiving: Feel Guilty for Your Blessings!
223. Let's Take the "Christ" Out of "Christian!"
224. Seven Annoying Questions Homeschoolers Get Asked
225. When People Ask Why You're Single (Bonus Wednesday Episode)
226. Saying "Happy Holidays" Is a Micro-Persecution
227. We Were Wrong about Christmas (An Apology from Blimey Cow)
228. Don't Forget to Enjoy Your Life
229. I'll Just Leave This Here... (& Other Dumb Things People Say Online)
230. Let Me Tell You How to Think (for Yourself)
231. Six Signs You Need New Friends
232. Seven Ways to Show Girls Respect
233. The Top Ten Movie Clichés
234. Five Words that Describe People Who Disagree with Me
235. The Top 30 Christian Pick-Up Lines
236. Christian Dating Secrets REVEALED!
237. Why Our Phones Disconnect Us
238. How to Avoid Politics on Facebook
239. How to Get Right with God
240. You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 6
241. Our Lord and Savior, The President
242. How to Become Friends with a Girl
243. I'm Proud to Pay My Taxes!
244. Never Question Your Beliefs!
245. Five Things to Avoid During Finals
246. The Top 30 Signs You Were a Christian Kid
247. Hey Adults, Who Raised All These Entitled Millennials?
248. How to Become Friends with a Guy
249. The Ten Types of Youth Pastors
250. An Apology to Our Audience (Special 250th Episode)
251. Annoying Questions Graduates Get Asked
252. How to Decide Who to Vote For
253. The Homeschooler's Guide to Dating
254. Horrible Ways to Tell People about Jesus
255. Why You Can't Have Free Things
256. How to Be a REAL Man!
257. Comments You See in EVERY YouTube Comment Section
258. Our Brains Weren't Designed for This Much Bad News
259. The Problem with Celebrity Worship
260. The Twelve Types of Homeschool Moms
261. SOCIAL MEDIA ROAST 2016
262. Why We Can't Talk About Religion & Politics
263. How to Get Popular on YouTube (Special 5-Year Anniversary Episode)
264. Five Things Introverts Are Secretly Paranoid About
265. Why Your Crush Doesn't Like You
266. How to Look Like a PERFECT Christian!
267. You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 7 (Bonus Thursday Episode)
268. I'm Triggered by People Disagreeing with Me
269. The Most Annoying Thing People Do on Social Media
270. WHY YOU ABSOLUTELY 100% MUST VOTE (SERIOUSLY)
271. Seven Things You Should NOT Do at Youth Group
272. How to Get to Know Your Crush (Without Being Awkward)
273. 25 More Christian Pick-Up Lines
274. I've Never Been More Scared in My Life...
275. I'm Not a Nice Person...
276. Seven Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Girlfriend
277. Seven Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Boyfriend (Bonus Thursday Episode)
278. You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 8
279. Five Terrible Ways to Break Up
280. How to Deal with Annoying Family During the Holidays
281. I Hate You, 2016.
282. Extroverts Are People, Too.
283. I Need a Change...
284. When Your First Date Goes Horribly Wrong
285. I Don't Know What to Believe Anymore...
286. HAHA SHARE IF YOU AGREE!
287. How to Survive a Breakup
288. Five Easy Ways to Make Someone's Day
289. It's Okay to Be Single
290. The Media Are Liars (In Defense of PewDiePie)
291. Three Things You Can Do TODAY to Stop Laziness
292. How to Propose to Your Girlfriend
293. HOW TO DEAL WITH YOUR ANNOYING PARENTS
294. When Good Christian Kids Go BAD!
295. Homeschool vs. "Regular School"
296. I'm Suddenly Terrified of Government Power!
297. Is YouTube Censoring Us?
298. The One that Offends Social Justice Warriors AND Christians
299. Why Social Media Is So Depressing Right Now
300. Why we make this show. (Special 300th Episode)
301. You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 9
302. Five Confusing Things Girls Do (EXPLAINED)
303. JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS
304. When Two of Your Friends Start Dating
305. Five Confusing Things Guys Do (EXPLAINED)
306. The Introvert's Guide to Dating
307. How to Not Scare Away Your Crush (on Social Media)
308. Three Questions to Ask Yourself Before You Die
309. What We Learned from the Roller Coaster Incident
310. Why Your Future Kids Will Not Respect You
311. Seven Annoying Questions Homeschool Moms Get Asked
312. People Who Say "Why Can't We All Just Get Along?" Are Annoying
313. The Secret to a Happy Life
314. "In Like" vs. "In Love"
315. No, you are not "adulting."
316. The Sad Truth about School
317. Please watch this video. (Special 6-Year Anniversary Episode)
318. Seven Types of TERRIBLE BOSSES (Bonus Friday Episode)
319. The Story of the Christian Girl
320. Why is "Right vs. Wrong" so confusing sometimes?
321. All My Friends Are Getting Married... Except Me
322. How to Get a Job (100% Guaranteed)
323. In Defense of "Thoughts & Prayers"
324. MAKE AMERICA GRATEFUL AGAIN
325. When Homeschoolers Grow Up
326. You Are What You Hate
327. How to Write a Country Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)
328. Only watch if you are a true fan.
329. Politics Killed the Holidays
330. Christmas Romance: Four Things You Should NOT Do
331. The Top 5 Christian Clichés (CHRISTMAS EDITION)
332. Why We Don't Swear in Our Videos
333. How to Talk to People You Disagree With
334. SPOILER WARNING: Don't Be "That Guy"
335. Why You Fail at Your Goals
336. The bravest video we have ever made.
337. Seven Awkward Situations for Introverts
338. The Problem with "Internet Friends"
339. How to Respect Women (in 2018)
340. How to Be Great at Small Talk
341. Watch this if you want tomorrow to be better.
342. You can't stop bad things from happening.
343. Stop Asking Other People to Fix Your Problems
344. The Truth vs. "My Truth"
345. ONLY Homeschoolers Will Understand These Words & Phrases
346. Five Ways to Make Yourself More Attractive
347. Things People Say to Sound Smart (When They Aren't)
348. The Top 8 Reasons Facebook Is Terrible
349. Dating Is Awkward When You Are Homeschooled

Deleted EpisodesEdit

1. One Messy Minute
2. The Life and Times of Freddy Butkis